V8:Chapter Four-Heart of the Lady

Volume Eight

Chapter Four
Heart of the Lady

In which Dodger learns what makes the Sleipnir tick

The doc rummaged around on his desk until he found his pair of SPICS. After placing them on his face and readjusting the SAW, he laced his hands over his ample belly, leaned back on his stool and took a long look at Dodger and Boon.

Meanwhile, Lelanea rose from her seat to check both doors of the cabin, making sure they were tightly shut and drawing deep breaths at each potential entryway. If Dodger didn’t know better, he would say she was sniffing the place out. Once her assessment was done, she turned to her uncle and nodded.

“All clear,” she said.

“Mr. Dodger,” the doc said.

“Sir?” Dodger asked.

“Washington Boon,” the doc said.

“Sir?” Boon asked.

The doc pointed to each of them in turn. “What I am about to tell you both is to remain here. It is imperative that you do not share this information with another living soul.” He considered this for a moment, then added, “Or not-living soul. Do I have your word as gentlemen?”

“Yes, sir,” Dodger and Boon said together.

“Good. Excellent. I know I can trust you both, and would’ve told you far before now, but … well, Boon never displayed an interest, and we just haven’t had the proper time to talk, Mr. Dodger.”

“Things have been a bit hectic,” Dodger said.

“Yes. They have. Now, where was I?” The doc tapped his chin a moment, then asked, “What do either of you know of thermodynamics?”

“I’ve read a bit on it,” Dodger admitted. “Here and there.”

“I see. Boon?”

“Nothing,” Boon said. “But don’t let that stop you. I’ll try to keep up.”

“Do try. Dodger, have you read enough to understand the basic idea behind the ICE machine?”

“I haven’t seen it in action,” Dodger said, “but from what I have heard, I would guess it pulls heat away from a source, freezing the source in the process.”

“Close enough.”

“How? I didn’t think heat could flow from a cold source to a hotter source.”

Boon gave a soft but audible huff.

Dodger winced. Damn his curiosity and eager tongue for getting the better of him.

“Read a bit here and there indeed,” the doc said. “You should be in university, you should. Not putting yourself in the line of fire. You realize that, don’t you?”

“Thanks for that, sir,” Dodger said, “but really, I’m happy doing what I do. I’d never be any good cooped up in a laboratory all day. I don’t know how you do it.”

“Yes, well, I don’t know how I do it sometimes either.”

“I don’t mean to seem like an idiot,” Boon said, “but I don’t have any idea what y’all are talking about.”

“You are not an idiot,” the doc said. “It is a relatively new branch of science.”

“Thermodynamics is all about the distribution of heat,” Lelanea said. “One of the most important principals of thermodynamics is that heat cannot spontaneously flow from a cold location to a hotter one. Because of natural entropy, temperatures will even out between objects of varying degrees. For example, ice will melt in a glass of water until the water has achieved a common temperature, usually that of the surrounding air itself.”

The doc jumped in to explain, “Spontaneity is the key here. Heat cannot spontaneously flow from a colder source. The ICE machine, however, forces the heat away, almost as if sucking it out of the source, lowering the core temperature of the source material in the process. You see?”

“I reckon it makes sense,” Boon said. “But, and I hope this don’t sound as stupid as it does in my head, where does the heat go?”

“That is not stupid at all, Boon. It’s a very clever question.”

“As the ICE machine removes heat from one source,” Lelanea said, “it passes that heat into another. The original design shunted the heat into the ground via a contact cable.”

“Looking back on it,” the doc said, “I suppose it was another reason those poor folks became so upset with me. As I said, the machine froze everything above ground, and scorched everything below. What was I thinking?”

“You were thinking it was what they wanted,” Lelanea reminded him.

“I suppose so. I don’t know how the Utes are dealing with the output of their current operation, but I’ll admit I am a tad eager to find out.”

“Can I also venture, sir,” Boon said, “that this hot and cold stuff has something to do with the Sleipnir’s engine?”

“Why, yes it does. You’re cleverer than you think, my friend. You always were. And still are. Oh, you know what I mean.”

“Yes, sir,” Boon said with a grin.

“As you suggested, the ICE machine is a smaller, much simpler version of the Sleipnir’s heart, a High-Temperature Superconductive Thermal-Voltaic Mass.”

Dodger caught the meaning of some of it, but not all. He glanced at Boon, who looked as though the doc had begun babbling in a completely different language. “Remember the belt that keeps Duncan the right size?”

“Yeah,” Boon said. “You said it worked by transferring sunlight into energy.”

“This is a lot like that. Only instead of just light, the Sleipnir transforms heat into energy. Is that right, Doc?”

“Correct,” the professor said. “The engine pulls heat from an input source, and, through a series of transformers, it turns some of it into electricity, which operates the lights and Mr. Torque and so forth, while it passes the rest of the heat into the boilers, which in turn creates the steam that runs the locomotion. Easy as that.”

“I wouldn’t say it was easy,” Dodger said, “but I will say it certainly is brilliant. I knew we weren’t running on coal, though you did a heck of a job trying to make it seem that way.”

“I find that a layer of coal dust here and there feeds the curious mind.”

“It sure does,” Boon said. “You fooled the heck out of me.”

“And me,” Dodger said. “I can understand why Rex wants the line so badly now.”

“Yes. The potential applications for such a thing are astronomical.”

“Just the weapons alone you could create with it boggle the mind,” Boon added.

“Weapons?” the doc asked. He patted his hands together. “Oh, deary me. I forgot about such things.”

Dodger shook his head at the naivety of the man. Trust the doc to forget that something so fantastic could be employed to harm folks. “Do you mind if I ask what you use for an input source?”

Before the doc could answer, Lelanea coughed, almost too loudly. “I hate to interrupt, but you did tell Jones that you would be right behind him. We don’t want to leave him with the impression that you aren’t coming at all. Do we?”

The doc slumped in his seat again. “Of course not.”

“Ched should be back with the Rhino at any moment.”

“I suppose we must go and deal with those poor creatures,” the doc said. He turned to his niece and said, in almost a whisper, “I recommend that you remain here. Feng is probably ready for a break from his watch over that young lady, and you know how the natives feel about you.”

“I don’t mind,” Lelanea said. “Perhaps Boon and I can set up the portable forge and cast some ammo while you two deal with this issue?”

Boon jawed the air for a moment as if shocked by the suggestion. “Well, I would love to, but I, um, I think Dodger needs me.”

Lelanea stared at the spirit, but made no retort.

The tension between the pair was hot enough to cast ammo all on its own. Dodger couldn’t fault the spirit for wanting to stretch his legs after remaining aboard for the last few days. Nor could he blame Lelanea for wanting some quality time with her long-lost lover. Someone had to step in and take a side. Otherwise, the two would spend the next hour staring one another down, daring the other to speak first.

“He needs ammunition more than a partner right now,” Feng said, shattering the quiet moment with an unexpected entrance.

Where the man had appeared merely tired before, Feng was now well past the point of exhaustion. He trembled in his stance, leaning against the doorframe as if it were the only thing keeping his thin body tethered to the earth. Nonetheless, he grinned, happy as always.

“Lelanea, come help an old man,” Feng said as he waved her over.

She rushed to his side, helping to guide him into the laboratory cab and onto one of the benches.

“Are you all right?” Boon asked.

“Me?” Feng asked. “Sure. Never better.”

“You don’t look better. You look on Ched’s side of things.”

Dodger was thinking the same thing. Feng looked like a man who’d run his last mile, eaten his last meal, and danced his last dance. A man sorely in need of a dirt nap. In other words, he looked like he was ready to go six feet deep, and not come back up for air.

“He’ll be fine,” the doc said. “It comes from being such an old fart.”

“Takes one to know one,” Feng said.

The pair laughed.

Dodger noticed that, despite the laughter, the doc patted his hands together again in that nervous way that suggested there was far more going on here than either man was letting on.

“Besides, Boon,” Feng said, “I told you to stay close to the train until we know exactly where your body is.”

“I know,” Boon whined. “I’ve never felt so cooped up in all my existence.”

“Then get out for a bit.”

The spirit gasped. “Can I?”

“Sure. I said stay close, not stay aboard. Lelanea had a good idea. You and she should set up the portable forge and work up some ammo.”

“Are you sure?” Lelanea asked. “I can take over watching Sarah if you need-”

“Naw,” Feng said. “I’ll be okay. And that kid is sleeping like a rock. I don’t think she’ll be up anytime soon. I will say that the faster we get this done and get on our way, the better things will be all around.”

“I reckon that means we should get a move on,” Dodger said.

“And I reckon it’s my turn for an adventure with Mr. Dodger,” the doc said with an excited clap.

Dodger shook his head with a chuckle at the doc’s words. The slang sounded like a foreign word when the doc said it. Even when the man tried to speak lazy, he sounded like he was giving a lecture.

“I think not,” Lelanea said. “No adventures. I forbid it.”

“Don’t be like that. It’s my turn. You had one, and Feng had one and even Ched had one. I want an adventure.”

“Whosh havin’ an adventure?” Ched asked as he stepped into the cab.

“We are,” the doc said.

“Adventure, eh?” Ched sucked a breath through his teeth, weighing the idea. “Shoundsh borin’. I’d rather shtay here, if you don’t mind.”

“You’ll come with us and like it.”

“I’ll come, but I can’t promish anything more than a vague interesht.”

“That is settled, then. Lelanea, help me find the other boxes so we can get this over with.”

“Come on Ched,” Dodger said. “Let’s get ready to head back.”

Lelanea caught Dodger’s attention before he made it to the door. “Keep an eye on Uncle.  You know he gets into trouble so easily.”

“I promise I’ll do my best,” Dodger said. He took one last look at Feng, relaxed on the bench with his eyes closed. Dodger whispered, “Will he be all right?”

“He’ll be fine,” Feng said. “Now get out of here. Those beefalo need your help.”

“Buffalo,” Dodger corrected him.

“Tomato, tomahto.” Feng raised a thin arm and waved at Dodger. “Go away. You have an adventure to chase down.”

Dodger gave Lelanea a wink before he set out to find that supposed adventure.

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V8:Chapter Three-Small Talk

Volume Eight

Chapter Three

Small Talk
In which Dodger learns what animals think

“Where is it?” the doc grumbled. The man tossed aside gear after gadget, book after scroll, rifling through a seemingly bottomless chest. “It boggles the mind that I created that metal monstrosity to keep up with things like this, but the moment I need one, he claims I never logged them.”

“It isn’t my fault you are incapable of proper record keeping,” Torque said.

“And it isn’t my fault you’re such a copper twit!” The doc rolled his eyes about and hummed as he reconsidered his words. “Actually, I think it might be. Nonetheless, you should be lending a hand.”

“I will have you know, I was instructed by Mr. Dodger to return to the engine room.”

“Then why are you standing around here?”

“Because he won’t follow my orders either,” Dodger said.

The doc took a much-too-wide kick at the metal man. “Get your rusted rump to the engine room before I dismantle it for a cook pot.”

Mr. Torque fled the room, but not before giving the doc the old two-finger salute complete with an unusual motion—a leathery tongue slithered from Torque’s metal lips and flapped against his copper mouth while he blew as hard as he could.

It took Dodger a moment to realize that the clockwork man was attempting a raspberry.

The doc narrowed his eyes at the sight of the metal man fleeing the room. “That was odd.”

“Seemed in line with his usual attitude,” Boon said.

“True, but I don’t remember equipping him with a tongue.” The doc shrugged it off and returned to his search.

“What are you looking for?” Lelanea asked. “Perhaps we can help.”

“Didn’t you hear that young man?” the doc asked. “Squawk! Squawk!” He squawked a few more times, while pointing to either side of his head.

Dodger thought that perhaps the doc had blown a gasket in his fumbling search. Granted, the doc had been known to make odd noises when he got upset, but this was new. It was a good thing they’d sent Jones on back to the reservation with Ched, lest the poor native witness the doc suffering one of his miniature mental breakdowns. Dodger glanced to Lelanea, expecting a typical sigh or tutting click of the tongue, but instead, she nodded in understanding.

“Ah, of course,” Lelanea said. “Why didn’t you just say so? I know right where they are. Step aside. You’re just making a mess.”

“I can always rely on you,” the doc said, obeying her words and stepping back from his mountain of madness.

“The squawk boxes are in your other foot locker.” Lelanea pointed to the chest the doc had nearly emptied. “This is for A through M.” She shifted her finger to the chest across the room. “The other is for N through Z. Remember?”

“Of course. How could I forget?”

“That’s what you have me for. To remember things.”

“You always remember things.”

“I remember the squawk box,” Boon said.

“I hate to ask, but what in the world is a squawk box?” Dodger asked.

The doc grunted as he took his seat at his work bench. “The Sociable Communications with Animal Kind Box. It was an idea way ahead of its time. As in there was never a good time to use it.”

“I thought it was kind of fun,” Boon said.

“Fun?” the doc asked. “It was a disaster. A total and complete disaster.”

As she put away the last of her uncle’s mess, Lelanea explained, “He invented the SCWAK Box for a shepherd who thought it would be easier to shear his sheep if he could talk directly to them.”

“Did it work?” Dodger asked.

“Of course it worked!” the doc snapped. He crossed his arms over the table and leaned down to rest his chin. “Much like everything I touch, it worked too well.”

Dodger looked to Lelanea for another explanation. She pressed her lips together, hard, then turned her search to the second chest. Dodger could tell she was trying not to laugh.

“It proved to be too much for the shepherd,” the doc said. “The man couldn’t get any rest for the chatter of his talkative sheep.”

“But instead of baa-baa this and baa-baa that,” Boon said, “it was all blah-blah this and blah-blah that. Day and night.”

“Serves him right, if you ask me,” the doc said.

“Turns out, sheep are notorious gossips,” Boon said.

“See what I mean?” the doc whined. “Sheep are gossips, and pigs are intellectuals, and turtles like to play chess, and housecats are just tiny dictators with delusions of grandeur, and—surprisingly enough—emus think in a German accent, but all of that is neither here nor there. Or is it? I forget what I was saying now.”

“You were telling me about the Boxes,” Dodger said. “What happened to the shepherd?”

“One night, it proved to be too much for the poor man. He ended up taking out his aggressions with an axe in the manner he saw most appropriate.”

“On the sheep?” Dodger asked.

“Oh no. Thank goodness he didn’t go that far. He did, however, chop every last Box into tiny bits. I gave up on the project after that. No one else seemed interested after they heard what the sheep had to say. It was my understanding they didn’t limit their gossip to just the other barnyard animals, if you get my drift.”

“Drift gotten. The shepherd didn’t return the Boxes to you when he was done?”

“No. He destroyed them and dumped the results in a creek near his home. He didn’t even ask for a refund, thank Mercury.” The doc sat back again with a childish huff. “He did, however, write me to let me know how awful the things were.”

Boon added, “And how much happier he was not knowing exactly what kind of kinky nonsense his wife was getting up to on her own.”

Lelanea finished with, “And exactly where downriver we could find the things if we wanted to retrieve them.”

It was Dodger’s turn to repress a grin. Any way you related the story, it was a touch amusing. “Did you?”

“Did I what?” the doc asked.

“Retrieve them.”

“Of course not. Accursed things.”

“Fair enough. But you obviously have extras?”

“Yes. If Lelanea can find them.”

“I’m certain I can,” she said from halfway inside the chest.

“All right,” Dodger said. “Did you have a working model of the SCWAK Box or sketches of the thing out here in the open at any time when Rex was aboard?”

The doc pondered this. “No. I don’t think so. The extra few I had, I locked away.”

“Found one!” Lelanea said. She stood straight and held out a black box the size of her palm.

“That it?” Dodger asked. “Doesn’t look like much.”

“It never does,” Boon said.

“What does it do?”

“The box rests against the animal’s brain,” the doc said, “outside of the skull, obviously. Harmless low-voltage electrical impulses are sent through the skull, into the brain, where they stimulate the animal’s cognitive brain cells, forcing them into an accelerated state.”

“You mean it forces the animal to think?” Dodger asked.

“In a manner of speaking, yes.”

“I know a number of humans who need one of those.”

“Yes, well, that is another matter. In this case, the impulses allow the animal to interpret our language, and their responses are pulsed back to the box. The box then translates those pulses to the nearest equivalent word in the language the unit is programmed for, and projects them to us via this small speaking port. These are programmed to English. I tried making one that translated to French, until I remembered I couldn’t speak French very well.”

Dodger was aghast at the idea of it. “Once again, sir, you have amazed me.”

“Now, now. It isn’t all good, I’m afraid. There are a few downsides.”

“There is a downside to everything.”

“True. And as long as it is carefully applied in small, controlled doses, it’s as safe as houses. I’ve never been one to believe that animals are just deaf and dumb soldiers here to serve our every need. All this does is free them to speak their minds.”

“And Rex, as Jo-Jo, never heard about the Boxes? Never saw them?”

“I am fairly sure he didn’t.”

“You never thought of fitting him with one?”

“Are you kidding? Not after the sheep incident. I learned a lesson from the shepherd. Sometimes animals are privy to information you don’t wish to share with others. Though, all things considered, it doesn’t seem to matter now, does it?”

“No, sir. How long ago did all of this happen?”

“Why?”

“Sir, how long?”

“Two years ago. Maybe longer. I’d have to look at my accounting books to be sure. Why are you so interested in such things?”

“Yeah, Dodger?” Boon asked. “What are you thinking?”

“I’m thinking there is something bigger going on here,” Dodger said. He recited the doc’s timeline aloud, counting the various dates off on his fingers to illustrate his point. “You sent the POW machine to the states in ’64. You moved here around the end of ’66. You were refused transport by the train barons and thus built the Sleipnir in the summer of ’68. During that time, you sold inventions to eager farmers and small towns to build a clientele. By ’69, you were traveling full time in the Sleipnir, making deliveries like the SCWAK Box via the Rhino with Boon as your security man. Correct?”

“Yes, that sounds about right,” the doc said.

“And here Rex is, calling you out by your work. Again.”

“Yes, I’m afraid he is. I imagine he has a duplicate of the SCWAK Box, much like everything else he has stolen from me, and has used it to speak with the buffalo he created. I will admit I am hesitant to find out what he has told them.”

“But you didn’t show him the Box? You’re sure about that?”

“Relatively sure. Why? What has you so worked up?”

“I suspect Rex has been playing a much longer game than we gave him credit for. I don’t think he gathered all of his info on you while aboard as a dog. I think he knew enough about you before then. I think that maniac has been stalking you since you arrived on U.S. soil. Maybe longer.”

Lelanea’s hand fluttered over her throat in horror. “That’s awful. What a terrible notion.”

“You think Rex really has been after the doc for that long?” Boon asked.

“I do,” Dodger said. “Long enough to set you up for disaster after disaster. Long enough to plan Boon’s apparent death and steal his corpse. Long enough to plan a few months ahead with this whole bison thing.”

“But why me?” the doc asked. “I’d never even met the man before now. What did I ever do to him?”

“It wasn’t what you did,” Dodger said. “It was what you made.”

“The POW machine?”

“Yes, sir. While I will admit Rex is a genius in his own right, he must’ve recognized a superior mind when he saw one. He understood the potential of your work enough to tweak it to his own devices, but I’m willing to bet he never could have come up with it from scratch. He can copy and alter your designs, but he lacks the ingenuity to think of them on his own.”

“That would explain why he wants you alive,” Boon said.

“As if I would share my knowledge with that monster,” the doc said. “He would have to torture me first.”

Dodger raised his eyebrows.

“I think that is the idea, sir,” Boon said.

“Ah,” the doc said. “I see. He would do just that, wouldn’t he? Oh, dear. This isn’t good. And to think, I built the Sleipnir because I just wanted a place to call home. But I may have doomed the entire world in the process.”

Dodger cocked his head at his boss man. “How’s that?”

Lelanea glanced to the doc, who shot her just as worried a look.

“Yeah,” Boon said. “How is that?”

“Should we?” Lelanea asked.

“I think we must,” the doc said. 

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